El Arroyo's iconic sign humor meets your bathroom in the best possible way — this 3-ply toilet paper is printed with the Austin landmark's signature witty one-liners, making it a genuinely funny gag gift that's also completely functional and septic safe.

Product Details

• Material & Ply | 3-ply paper
• Inks | Printed with safe-to-use inks
• Septic Safe | Yes — septic tank-safe formula
• Brand | El Arroyo

Perfect For

• Gag gift / White elephant / Stocking stuffer
• Novelty bathroom décor or guest bathroom surprise
• Humor lovers / El Arroyo fans / The person who has everything

Shipping:

• $7.95 flat-rate US shipping or FREE on orders over $125!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 2-3 business days.
• FREE local pickup is available in Metairie, LA. (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested or postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories and other non-clothing items, intimates, leggings, consumables and food items, customized Items, seasonal Items, sale/clearance items.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.

**Please try on your items as soon as you receive them as we will not accept them past days.**